Friday, December 16, 2016

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*whapish* top of the mornin' to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to game dev tycoon we're here in butts&stuff we have - okay, i'm gonna pause for a second 'cause this is gonna go down multiply costs butts&stuff are takin' off we have a new office i'm here with tony rodriguez and we're going to make the best games together

i might hire someone else 'cause i forget what tony is umm send on vacantion, train, fire... nooo *reads* ahahaha no you don't need to go on vacation we are going to-

generate game report? oh yeah! we made- wait didn't i do this before and it did not save? or maybe it did i can't remember we have to generate a game report for the last game we made didn't i do this?

am i looking over this again- it's been ages since i played the last episode or play the game for the last episode also i can't remember aliens and action is great a.i. is important and that's great so a.i. is important for action game ah, develop a new game, that's what i'm fucking trying to do my shit is going down find contract work

actually, we'll do this we'll do a contract work until there's no more contract work then we'll get a lot of money from that strong audience: young is that what my audience is? huh thank you, 24k in your account uhh, contract work keep doing all the contract work, then you'll maximize the payment for that

and then we'll make another game, more contract work should come in 52k monthly fucking things, crap this is the last one good, i don't care i don't wanna work that- i wanna use the playsystem and the pc pc is gonna be awesome! because as time goes along, pc is gonna be the best how much is a large booth?

1.5 million? 500k? oh, do i partake? no, no, not this time maybe next time i partook in one before and nobody came along and i just wasted my money 26k, okay ohh, do you need to go on vacation? can we make one game before you go on vacation?

okay, send on vacation send you on vacation and i'll train myself um, train myself in what? technology, design, research, speed speed... don't repeat yourself? code incomplete, game design for pirates make me think! the effect is unknown i was gonna say 'why aren't you goin' on holiday?'

he's a ghost! when he's on holiday, he's just a ghost! okay, i really have to start making games again okay, are you back? when that's full you come back? yeahhh! 'the vena gear is no longer supported' okay, whatever umm, train

you need to be trained in... thi- ...i don't know, code incomplete i don't know what you are! your strongest is speed and then technology and research i need somebody to be technology and then somebody to be design cause if i - if i round out my guy and then make two very specialized people then it should round out everything together, right? i don't know!

oookay time to fucking strike agh no, we won't research, we will develop a new game develop sequel! what did really well? area 61 did good umm, no game dev tycoon did awesome, yes! develop a sequel to that

shit agh, game history i can't remember what it was game dev tycoon it was game dev and simulation pc, for everyone okay, can i not see what things i put in? game dev, simulation, pc, everyone oh no, no no no no no

uh, for this... can't i just create the exact same thing? uhhh game dev tycoon number two two game devier hahahaha for everyone game dev, simul-

oh, it is! oh okay, that was for pc, right? pick game engine? the inspire engine? i can't remember if i put that on the inspire engine and, it's going to be... i forget what it was it doesn't tell me! doesn't tell me what engine it was on doesn't tell me what fuckin'...

like, if it was a text-based or whatever umm, is this important? hahahaha why did i forget already? engine in gameplay are gonna be important for this i think who the fuck knows? probably we'll see

sometimes you fail, sometimes you win, sometimes you do a lot of stuff level design this means it's important ummm okay, that's just a time for each thing as well, i believe oh, that was for area 61 that was the stuff that went into area 61, not game dev tycoon shaitaky mushrooms sound, maybe not so much

world design, ughh yeah cause i think that increases thes then, the time put into each thing makes these better there's ten bugs in it, which i don't think... ...is good, i don't think that's good okay, cool, cool, finish it, finish it, we'll see what happens experience gained, everyone's goin' up, everything is going up great new record for technology and design is...

... not too bad, we'll se character progression let's research that! medium games, 2d graphics v3 that's a lot of fucking money ohh, it's a lot of money to... ...do those things ahh, it's bad reviews ugh, it's not bad but it's not good either

the other one did fantastic! 'more please' yeaahh! great sequel sequels are hard to do okay, gimme back a shit-ton of money please i kinda wanna hire somebody else fuck yeah, bro can i generate game report?

generate game report, yes! 8.25, what did the last one get? can't see yet no, come out here ah, game history 8.25, the last one got 9.25 so i went down one aggregatly yes, i'm back up to a million

fill position did i fill a position? please i wanna fill a position okay i didn't do badly and i'm making a lot of money of it ooh oohh!

yeah, let's not do that we'll keep making games first and i'll train you ahh, technology you're gonna be my technology bro and you are going to be... maybe i should actually research something now while i have money i did the fucking same thing again hahaha research... this

oh, i can't, i need 80, okay okay, uhhh i'll train you then umm, 'don't repeat yourself', you are going to be... technology, design research, technology, design ughh, i don't know somebody needs to be good at design, somebody- okay, you can be good at research

maybe that will help i don't know i don't know, but i'm curious to know i wanna try to keep ahead of things this is like those other ones as well, like youtubers life because youtubers life - 690 thousand in sales, that's a lot! um, youtubers life... ...is all about keeping ahead on your videos to, like, generate new game video to make more money for yourself and more sub this is all about generating new games that don't always have to be a smash hit

but as long as you're still turning over revenue on profit then you'll keep going ok we're doing good you guys are almostfinished studying my boss my friend of ok, are we doing good? you guys are almost finished studying mine is greatly involved in anorganization which aims to get more women into technology they're lookingfor a sponsor and i thought that this would be a perfect opportunity first would you like to help out i've heardinvestments are bad people in the i've heard.... investments are bad people in the comments are saying- this says sponsor though not invest

comments are saying in like this issponsor though not invest i do i would i do- i would absolutely love to try and hire- or to sponsor for more women in technology, cause that would be awesome absolutely love to try and hire art asponsor for more women in technology because that would be awesome diversityis all that's what i thought about and diversity is all- it's what i'm all about, um, cause the next person i wanna hire, i want it to be a lady as the next person want to hire i want to be i want to be a lady i wantto have a diverse office but people are i wanna have a diverse office, but... ... people are saying investments are bad and they're always a scam

saying investments or by and thatthey're always a scam so maybe this counts i'm gonna have todecline i'm sorry so maybe this counts? i'm gonna have to decline, i'm sorry and in no way shape or form reflects myreal thoughts about women in game it in no way, shape or form, reflects my real thoughts about women in game technology technology ok develop a new game uh, ok "develop new game" maybe i should develop a sequel to fashionista, that did well too right?

maybe you should develop a sequel tofashion nice tap that did well to write fashionista 6.7 and the veena gear isoff the market fashionista, 6.7 and the vena gear is off the market, fuck fuck what else did really good aliens inaction area 61 got 7.5 k one of my uh, what else did really good? aliens and action, 'area 61' got 7.5 ok, what are my highest rated? highest rated anything higher than 7.5no oh god . to fight

anything higher than 7.5 no, oh god. 7.25, no the tes is not on the market naughty yes is not on the market allwait what was this on ooohhh wait, what was this on? yeah okay a secret area 61 aliens action yeah ok, a sequel to 'area 61', aliens, action, playstem, everyone place them every one area 61 area 61, this one is gonna be called "area 69" this was going to because area 69 ha haha ha

oh i'm terrible book i'm 2d graphics yes oh, i'm terrible 2d graphics, yes okay cause a lot to make games rightalien action engine gameplay story quest ok, costs a lot to make games right, 'aliens, action, engine, gameplay, story and quests' not as important not as important but a linear story yessaw requests but uh- linear story, yes story and quests, not as important in a linear story- oh maybe story is important but quests...

not as important in a linear in a linearstory or maybe story is important for quests see the ac story inquest is thetype of like you go here see the way i see story and quests is the type of like you go here, somebody says something, you go there somebody says something you go there butthis is an alien's action game so action but this is an aliens actions game, so action... isn't back in those days wasn't a hugeon there and i'm thinking of a very isn't- back in those days wasn't huge on the... i'm thinking of it very simplistic, it's a 2d game simplistic the 2-d game

it won't have much story. "dialogues" it won't have much story dialoguesaction level design ai ya dialogues are action level design, a.i. dialogues are gonna be hugely important going to be hugely important all thesewere the same as area 61 oh, these were the same as 'area 61' dude doh ok not doing too badly soundgraphics very important to this world tududuru

tu okay, i'm not doing too badly sound graphics very important for this, world design design sound maybe not so much becausethey were the same for area 61 the last cause it was the same for 'area 61' the last time time and then it didn't change that muchfor the game dev tycoon number two and then it didn't change that much for the game dev tycoon number two i need to be start making a lot moremoney because my month

i need- to be start making a lot more money because my month- this is gonna catch up with me fast if i don't keep making games this is going to catch up with me fastand it will keep making games a new record and design a new record in design nice breeze that motherfucker dialoguetree in fred to announce their nice release that motherfucker

dialogue tree next-generation console called tes 60for the nintendo entertainment system 64 for the n64 and expected in the comingmonths it is the world's first gaming or the n64 console to support 64-bit processors forgraphics and audio in front o said this will allow it never before seen 3drealism in recent years the super tes has lost a lot of market share to moremodern consoles american experts said that the hardware on of the ts 64 issurely impressive when expressed their surprise that it still uses roncartridges instead of too much cheaper

and higher capacity cd-rom format see icould make a game for this but i have to i could make a game for this but i'll have to wait a license for it cause it'll cost a lot wait a license for it which will cost alot and this is going to lose market sharefast and go up and then go down because and this is gonna lose market share fast it'll go up and then go down the n64 fantastic console had double ohseven golden eye on it but playstation because the n64

fantastic console had double on seven golden eye on it (?) but playstation kinda took over as king kind of took over as king playstation took over as king very fastespecially when the ps2 came out as an playstation took over as king very fast, especially when the ps2 came out ooohh, is it okay? ok action games work well on the placesystem enjoyable 'action games work well on playsystem'

'enjoyable" can you 996 i like it seven showspotential back gimme 9, gimme that 9 6, 'i like it', 7 'shows potential', fuck they didn't like it because it a namethe bastards they didn't like because of the name, the bastards i'm generate game report spiders d um, generate game report

shpadushki i'm and i will train you more you weregoing to be all that they say you are and i will train you more you're gonna be- what did i say you were? you're my technology bro you're my technology bro so cold and complete do it bro so, code incomplete do it, bro!

g3 is coming up off agh, g3 is coming up ohh, fuck look we get a small booth i researchanything better we'll get a small booth can i research anything better? i'm so you can't do this shit still can't do this shiiit

i'ma train you though for more research uumm maybe more speed i have a lot in technology and design isthis - yeah we go for more speed may be i've a lot in technology and design as this dude we'll go for more speed cause then i'll be able to do these things forever cause he's the main man able to do things because he's the mainmatt he's the main instigator of he's the main instigateur of everything so he needs to be-

everything so he needs to be he's be lickety-split all fastness he needs to be- lickity split, oohh fastness i need to get more research though attrain research research a new topic i need to get more research though um, train... reasearch research a new topic i kinda want to make an rpg next i kinda want to make an rpg next i'mtransport wild west dance hospital dance

transport, wild west, dance, hospi- dance! a dance game might be easy to make a dance game might be easy to make because it's not a lot has to go intothem it just needs to be solid on the because not a lot has to go into them, it just needs to be solid on the music music and i guess that the pickup ofyour actions aand i gues the- the pick-up of your actions

ok there's the amount of people whovisit the booths okay, this is the amount of people who visit the booth i'm pretty sure area 69 haha that's whatwe went to the g3 with wow i'm pretty sure 'area 69', hahahaha that's how we went to the g3 with? oh, jesus jesus maybe 4,000 people k 54,000 peoplevisit our booth this year we didn't make 54 thousand people came

it into the top 100 booth this year once we get more fans i'm sure we willsee that's the thing it just waste your see, that's the thing, it just wasted your money money don't waste your money don't go to iii4g three i guess what it's calling this don't waste your money, don't go to e3 or g3, i guess that's what is called in this here we don't we make a new game okay, we're done

can we make a new game? ah i'm not making a sequel i want todevelop a new game for everyone i'm not making a sequel, i want to develop a new game for everyone, it's gonna be- it's going to be i don't have an rpg oh, i don't have an rpg i do ok it's going to be a higher rate oh, i do it's going to be a... ...pirate

no fuck you just leave it like no topicand just make it a straight or pg no, fuck can i just leave it like 'no topic'? and just make it a straight rpg? because with this i have to pickdifferent things cause with this i have to pick different things oh i don't know our pg why not ohh, a dungeon rpg why not?

and we're going to put it on thisbecause i remember playing final fantasy and we're gonna put it on this because i remember playing final fantasy on my playstation and it was awesome on my playstation and was awesome the inspire engine i'm still on a 2dengine though i need 3d graphics ah, the inspire engine i'm still on a 2d engine though, i need 3d graphics i need 3d graphics but it costs a lot tomake the engine i need 3d graphics, but it costs a lot to make the engine- okay

ok so request super important engine story and quests super important, engine... maybe not as important so requestdialogue world design is all going to be ...maybe not as important story/quests, dialogue world design is all gonna be important for this so important for this so i want more timeto put into these in the engine make it i want more time to be put into this than the engine

make it happen, fellas, make it happen! happen for let's make it happen come on let me see those fingers get towork oh yes every 60 days of the come on, lemme see those fingers get to work! ooh yes! american 560,000 safe not too bad i'm still keeping abovethink hype three not too bad, i'm still keeping above hype 3?

what does that mean hey i not hugelyimportant as much as level design and what does that mean? a.i. not hugely important, not as much as level design and dialogue and i've no more time to go into them dialogues and one more time with them pipe for hide fight has that come upbefore and i just haven't seen it hype 4 hype fi- has that come up before and i just haven't seen it? i cannot remember seeing a hyper thingbefore graphic world design super

i cannot remember seeing a 'hype' thing before graphic, world design super important, graphics, ahh sound important important graphics sound importantbecause rpgs always have like really because rpg's always have like really good music good music maybe like nine oh yeah i'm breaking allsorts of fucking records with this way here we go, hype 9 oh yeah, i'm breaking all sorts of fucking records with this! my technology and design are high

technology designer hi here we are here we are release thatmotherfucker here we go, here we go, release that motherfucker! - 12 new records world records want tosay are some awesome day and night cycle two world- two new records, world records i was gonna say awesome, awesome! day and night cycle when you come into 3d games later idon't need a day-night cycle in a fuckin that'll come in 3d games later, i don't need a day and night cycle in a fucking 2d game

2-d game first reviews are iconic game17 first reviews are- ahhh, i called it 'game #17'! ugh i always forget the name because i wantto pick the topics first make sure i i always forget the name cause i wanna pick the topics first, make sure i know what i'm making know what i'm making and then i want to go back to name thegame and i fucking forget i'm nine and then i wanna go back and name the game and i fucking forget a nine!

good despite the name fuck 'good, despite the name' fuck! dungeon rpg is a great combination icould have got a fuckin ten if my name 'dungeon and rpg is a great combination' i could've got a fucking 10 if my name was better is better it's better than the nameballs to my fucking ass all the way they 'it's better than the name' balls to my fucking ass oh, why did i forget? i could've done so much better

forget i could have done so much better they could have been a supremely awesomegame that is awesome it could've been a supremely awesome game that is awesome yeah fuck yeah yeah! fuck yeah! makin' all that money making all that money generate gamereport we got an eight

okay, generate game report i got an 8 still not as good as game dev tycoon ishould make a sequel to this game now still not as good as game dev tycoon i should make a sequel to this game now and actually call it something or shouldi not make a scene i should make a and actually call it something hahaha or should i not make a se- no, i shouldn't make a sequel to it straight away, should i?

sequel to a straight away should i soundseems to be not very important to the sub game oh oh platform genre match place a placesystem and rpg platform audience match everyone in great yes of the play theplaystation and everyone goes great and yeah, so the playstation and everyone goes great and rpg and playstation goes great rpg and playstation goes great topicaudience match dungeon everyone great nice you are going on vacation nice!

you ahh- go on vacation i'm almost a 78 research i'm almost at 78 research can my research go up and make a gamereport can my research go up? didn't i make a game report? oh, i did i did that's not my thing with top ineed more game research or any more that's why my thing went up

oh, i did more game research! i need more research, to be able to get eighty, to be able to develop a better thing research to be able to get 80 to be ableto develop a better thing fuck you have almost a two minute intoone super ts will be taken off the fuck yeah, i'm almost at two million market cool don't give a shit righty tighty dothey make a dance game before cool, don't give a shit righty tighty

did i make a dance game before? lemme check let me check i'm game number 17 i'm sucha fucking idiot game #17, i'm such a fucking idiot i came to have to take on a werewolfadventure vocabulary casual fashion ahh, game dev tycoon, werewolf/adventure, vocabular/casual, fashion/casual, pirate/simulation casual pirate simulation comedy casualmusic casual comedy/casual music/casual

no i want to dance casual game for thegame link develop new game after young i want a dance/casual game for the gameling um, develop a new game ah, for young this one's gonna be called 'dance, dance... this one's gonna be called dance danceread trip hugh shin ...retribuion' haha is that a revolution i'm race a pictopic

is that a revolution? um right, so pick topic dance, pick genre dats genre casual the platform thegaming has 15 . i % still pretty high casual, pick platform the gameling has 50.9%, it's still pretty high impact game engine pick game engine

do we need the inspire engine for this idon't know i don't know i make it using do i need the inspire engine for this? i don't know- i don't know if maki- using my own engine is good or not my own engine is good or not uhh, yeah, why not? uh yeah when it 60 k it's a 2d graphics 60k, it's a 2d graphics, yes yes a story inquest not important enginenot as important game play very story and quests not important

engine... ...not as important gameplay... ...very important for this type of game important for this type of game becauseit's all about the game gameplay sound cause it's all about the gameplay gameplay, sound and maybe level design and maybe level design?

hey i not important dialogue is notimportant level design very important a.i. not important, dialogues not important, level design very important i assume i think maybe oh god maybe fuckit up i assume, i think, maybe oh god, maybe i fucked it up! ok these are these are saying prettyhigh i sound very important graphics and okay, these are- these are stayin' pretty high ahh, sound very important, graphics and world design not so much world designed not so much world design

world design... i don't know what that means compared tolevel design we lose we see what happens i don't know what that means compared to level design we'll do this, we'll see what happens is we have enough money in the bank we've enough money in the bank super ts no longer supported i did onegame with 260,000 that's ok that's aight i did one game with 263 thousand that's okay

hype 1 hype 1 damn my last game got hyped ain i cannotremember seeing - any of the other ones damn, my last game got hype 10 i cannot remember seeing hype on any of the other ones a new record for technology a new record for technology ok multiplayer and serious are okay ican start researching this now uhh, okay

'multiplayer and stereo sound' okay i can start researching this now here we go and right as the new game iscoming in i can you generate a game here we go and right as the new game is coming in ah, can you generate a game report? report here we go the first views on your aokay it's coming in that sense there we go

*reads* okay, it's coming in, 'dance, dance, retribution' retribution is good all is it good- oh oh chain another 10 oh, a ten! another ten! gimme all tens! give me your tents no ten ten nine tenmy best game so far noo!

10, 10, 9, 10, my best game so far! fuck yeah bro nonsense retributionthought about the dancing cult status fuck yeah bro! 'dance, dance, retribution', is all about the dancy so the new standard for for the earlygaming industry haha! haha oh my god i sold a lot oh my god, it sold a lot! whoa whoa

woow! yes dance and casual is a greatcombination rai seems to not be at all yes! *reads* i fucking knew it important for this game fucking knew it platform genre match game lee and casualgreat is great the highest you can get is 'great' the highest you can get? research character progression mediumgames research

'character progression, medium games' oh god oh god multiplayer we're not even nearthe fucking multiplayer era medium games multiplayer we're not even near the fucking multiplayer era medium games, what does that even mean? what does that even mean yeah we research it yeah, we'll research it well i have the money for it damn thatgame did awesome

well, i have the money for it damn, that game did awesome! the newest game up with himself hascaused a storm of good reviews and excited customers industry professionalssay that dance retribution is one of these rare games that were set a newquality standard for future games mike dropped mic dropped what up gaming world get wrecked that'show you make a game whaddup gaming world?

get rekt, that's how you make a game it seems that puts itself really hasmade gaming history with dance and retribution oh what are you playing little timmy ordansgame whether who made that books and oh, what're you playin', little timmy? oh, a dance game? what- who made that? butts&stuff stuff to me never play those games again

timmy, never play those games again but god four and a half million so farfour million copies of a game without god, 4 and a half million the help of a publisher fuck yeah fuck yeah! we wonder how many more at lasell waybeyond 600 k by jack boy follow the we wonder how many more it will sell way beyond

600k progress of put some stuff for quite awhile and it seems your recent expansion you have started developing larger gameslarger games deserve to be seen by more people and this is where publisher cancome in handy publisher american publisher game aroundthe world they will also help fund development and return to keep most ofthe prophets pot puppets pro- pro- propits but since the game will sell a lot moreit usually is still worth it jasmine droke although i don't know if ishould do that develops equal find

jasmine droke uuh, i don't know if i should do that develop sequel find contract work contract work this is some contract work bro eventhough you're still in the middle of let's do some contract work bro! even though you're still in the middle of training and i'm doing this contract work all on my fucking own training and i'm doing this contractwork all my fucking on shit

shit oh we're going to fail i did not realizeyou were still working for your sister ooh, we're gonna fail i did not realize you were still working are you still studying? dee shit almost made it almost made it hi six and a half million dollars idon't care i have 6 and a half million dollars, i don't care hahaha

haha its sword five and a half milliondollars worth it sold 5 and a half million dollars worth! that is insane that is insane! we're going for the large booth i'mspringing for the large booth this time we're going for the large booth i'm springing for the large booth this time, i don't care i don't care fine contract work ok now we can do thecontract work together

find contract work, okay now we can do the contract work together thank you it fucking studying anymore thank you you're not fucking studying anymore come on come on please do not fail come on, come on, please, do not fail, do not fail do not fail thank god ok that was a lotfor that booth was i supposed to do that thank god

okay, that was a lot for that booth was i supposed to do that, was that a bad idea? was not a bad idea oohh oh we're going to develop a sequel asequel to fashion estep where's fashion we're gonna develop a sequel a sequel to 'fashionista' where- where's 'fashionista' gone? there it is used to go there it is what we are goingto make this sequel on pc fast shown

we are going to make the sequel... ...on pc fashion- fashionista fashionista - ah the catwalk 2 ahh the catwalk so small gamer big game

yeaah so small game or big game? small game or medium gave me 35 k vs215k i don't think that yet small game or medium game i mean 35k versus 215k i don't think that yet so this think this is gonna beinteresting because fashion and so this- this is going to be interesting because fashion and simulation simulation

i think we go well together because afashion simulation you're simulating the i think will go well together because a fashion simulation you're simulating the fashion world fashion world what could go wrong? in real life, that's kinda what they are what could go wrong in real life that'skind of the air breather casual or or either casual or simulation or simulation or if they're not adventureor action games simulation and pc work they're not adventure or action games simulation and pc work well together and i want to make something on pc again

well together and i don't want to makesomething on pc again soo- but so but young npc might not go togetherso we are real simple young and pc might not go together so we'll- we'll se we'll see what happens oh yes oh yeahbaby here we go giants told large tall we'll se what happens oh yes! oh yeah baby, here we go giant stall, large stall, here we go

here we go already double what we hadlast year already double what we had last year triple quadruple like that is that good triple, quadruple is that- is that- is that good? we had two and three but we didn't makeit in the top under boost as you want to make more friends and true we will why does not even do why is that even doi don't know what does that even do?

i don't know! gameplay is important for this, engine- yeah gameplay is important for this engineyet there's going to be similar to the this is going to be similar to the other one other one religion my hype this isrolling keen from smash look at my hype i got word that puts the stuff isworking on a new game would you be interested to share some information onyour current game project and do an interview about it

yeah yeah what is your expectationregarding to success a fashionista to hell yeah the catwalk do you think that the game would bewell-received type game i want to hype hype game i'm gonna hype the game cause it's at hype 25 the game because it's a type 25 thank you for your time is that it wasthat good that good or bad is that- is that good?

is that good or bad? american should i do marketing or shouldi just destroyed just destroy all my marketing, should i do marketing? uuu, or should i just des- just destroy all my money already? money already magazines and demos right now we havethe body we might have an experiment a magazines&demos why not? we have the money, we might as well experiment aah, dialogues not so important, level design

dialogue . too important level design in a simulation fashion game in a simulation fashion game maybe no i don't know dad fucking wetype a hundred and fifty sound maybe not maybe? fucking meee hype 150 sound maybe not so much, it's a fashion game so much the fashion game world designmaybe not so much graphics yes the de

world design maybe not so much, graphics yes viĆ£±a fans have waited a long time forhis right as veena has announced the next generation i don't care i don'tcare i don't care i don't- i don't care i dont care- the dreamvast haha the dream vast here we go here we gohere we go here we go, here we go, here we go, good lord, look at that hype good lord look at that hype it's notsetting any records but that is insane it's not set in any records

but that is insane hype height there in that last book get rid of that last bug there we go there we go there we are okset of technology record there you go, there you go, there you go okay, said a technology record oh yes let's see how this to us oh yes, let's see how this does please tell me this is good please tellme this is good

please tell me this is good please tell me this is good do to increase and experience thefollowing staff have earned a raise shit new research branch of a branchingstory better a i loss our office could really do with some renovation work andour computer systems are also out of date investing a little bit in a more modernoffice and upgraded computers will be a great idea of renovate the officepeople's army versus robot idea but ok people told me investments were a bad idea, but okay

this is renovating the office maybe thisinvestment is not bad this is renovating the office, maybe this investment is not bad well it looks nice uu, it looks nice! you tripped message this is a veryspecial offer our agents have only no no no fuck you fuck you, maybe that's the bad thing maybe that's the bad thing it looks nicenow first reviews are coming in

oh, it looks nice now! 'first reviews are coming in' oh please, oh please oh please oh be better or worse betteror worse than that the dance game that better or worse- better or worse than the dance game, 'dance, dance, retribution'? sense retribution pipe was off thecharts hype was off the charts damn it dammit!

come on come on fuck it's not doing wellmaybe i and maybe i picked the wrong come on, come on fuck, it's not doing well, maybe i picked the wrong things things it didn't do bad it's just it didn't itdidn't beat it didn't beat the hyper it didn't do bad it's just- it didn't beat it didn't beat the hype he's playing n64 over here 63 has becomethe biggest meetup of game developers

you guys playin' on n64 over here? every year we haven't decided to use ourname for the greater good starting today we offer different gamedevelopment challenges throughout the year where game dance from around theworld can compete with each other whoa you're welcome to join in at anytime we get to do stuff with them uuu, 'you're welcome to join in at any time' so we get to do stuff with them generate a report i'm going to find aterrible i did not do as much as i had generate game report

7.25, not terrible ahh, it did not do as much as i hoped it would hoped it would catwalk was met with great responses nice take away from what stuff made verybold remarks about their then in nice developing fresh new catwalk predictingthere will be uber successful i'll maybe that's what take me over wellthe hype was high so i thought hype game ohh, maybe that's what dicked me over

well the hype was high, so i thought hype game would match that would match that maybe i should havebeen modest take away should have been maybe i should've been modest more careful as the final productdoesn't match the high expectations this is at an end of negative effect onsales yeah okay lesson learned yeah, okay lesson learned i mean, in real life that's what i would've- i wouldn't hype it like that because i hate when developers overhype their games i mean in real life that's what i wouldrr wouldn't i wouldn't hyped it like

that because i hate when developersoverhyped their games i like modesty i like modesty i'm a big fan of modestybut it for the game i thought it would i'm a big fan of modesty but- it for the game i thought it would match it match it fashion simulation is a greatcombination dialogue seems to not be important to the state game platformparties yet yea, it's okay, maybe that affected it as well

okay maybe that affected as well wellyou live you learn oh well, you leave, you learn, you do whatever you do whatever you take to go to takethe back and then you have the facts you take the good, you take the back and then you have the facts of life! hah life i'm who are all these pics a cop codejam uu, what are all these? pixel cup, code jam wait ok so what was the technology onecold ok so cold jam

so what was the technology one? code, okay, so code jam i'd imagine 70k to do and train you insomething i'd imagine 70k to do and train you in something these are the- the challenges, i think these are their the challenges i thinkand you are going to be innovation uhh, and you are going to be innovation challenge

challenge what those do but i'm curious instead offour and a half million so it's going to i don't know what those do but i'm curious and i still have 4 and a half million, so it's gonna be a while, if i just left the game and did terribly over and over and over again it'd still be a while before my money ran out be a while if i just left the game anddid terribly over over and over again it will be a while before my money ran outso i can i can afford to be ballsy so i can afford to be ballsy maybe i'll hire somebody else

maybe i hire somebody else my budgetbeef was may have to do that uhh, my budget will be what was my other dude at? 32k 32k my daughter's game demo complexalgorithms showreel i don't know i want game demo, complex algorithms, showreel i don't know, i want a design person, so maybe a showreel? to design person so maybe a showreelsearching ok searching, okay

south america 360,000 sales a crap 360.000 in sales, ahh crap! speed research um, speed, research where is the design and technology ohyou have a lot of design 62 technology where is the design and technology? oh, you've a lot of design, 62 technology hundreds every 6 23 your 9km on your 810a man on a high release you cannot be 176, 23

you're 9k a month and you're 8 juan owen oh man, i wanted to hire a lady you cannot be tired already tired already trained you're going to betrained in the art of design which you train you're gonna be trained in the art of design which i can only assume 'game design for pirates' is the design option can only assume game design for piratesis the design option

ok cool well i'm gonna leave thisepisode here i'm actually gonna pause okay, cool well i'm gonna leave this episode here i'm actually gonna pause and save and pause again and save and pause again i'll only thisepisode here this one is going on longer i'm gonna leave this episode here, this one is going on longer than i thought it was than i thought it was i'm love this game so much down for it love this game

so much damn fun! it's cool when you're it's cool when you're you're like waitfor that game come out there one game you're like waiting for that game to come out than one game that you had no idea would do really well does insanely well that you had no idea what do really welldo is insanely well and then the game and then the other game where you're like 'hype, hype game' where you're like pipe pipe game okay are you guys ready for this gameand then it is kind of shirley and

'are you guys ready for this game?' and then it does kinda shitilly and you're like ohh you're like our i'm going to go back andlick my wounds like that i'm gonna go back and lick my wounds well i'm not having fun figuring out thecombinations and hopefully eventually i i'm having fun figuring out the combinations and hopefully, eventually, i'll get good enough at it that get good enough added that i i my grind a bit so i ilearned to get a bit better so i'm not

i- i- i might grind a bit so i learn to get a bit better so i'm not learning as i play too much anymore learning as i play too much anymore i mean a couple episodes in you shouldlet me know what you're doing by then i mean, a couple episodes in you should know what you're doin' by then but i wonder like start making hit gamesthat sell millions and millions and i want to like start making hit games that sell millions and millions and millions every single time

millions every single time i think thatwould be funny cause i think that would be funny anyway anyway thank you guys so much forwatching this video if you liked it but thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it, punch that like button in the face i like but in the face lighting up and iwas on road like a boss!! and, highfives all around!

whapish, whapish shh like a nice it was . it was great but thank you, guys, and i will see all you dudes in the next video! how do i upgrade? i don't know what i'm doing good morning doing oh god i mean deepfry a turkey oh god, i'm into deep and i'm tryin' to keep all the thoughts in my head

fucking mall do this to me anymore that was fucking awful don't listen to me anymore, kids! what's and stuff number one seller ofgamers just games not games you don't butts&stuff, number one seller of gamers just games, not gamers, you don't sell gamers, fuck! sell gamers fuck

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