Wednesday, November 30, 2016

puppets for preschoolers

top of the morning to ya' laddies! my name is jacksepticeye! and welcome to a game called inside. i literally, i just started up the game and then this press any button came up. so, i don't wanna go any further in case this is the main menu or something. and, i end up talking over the actual game. but, this is a game by playdead studios, they are the ones who made limbo, which i, i-i actually did a series on limbo on the channel. uhm, i did it ages and ages ago, but limbo is one of my favorite indie games ever. because the - the setup for it was really cool,

the art style was phenomenal, i loved it so much. it was so, like, "minimalistic" but so powerful. and i loved the ending to it, and there are so many theories around it. i just loved the game so much. and then they showed off inside at e3, a couple of weeks ago and it was, it was one of my favorite things they showed off at e3. and i'm not saying that because like i want people to like - - uhh,

i'm not trying to overhype the game or anything like that it literally was my - - - one of my favorite trailers at e3. (*wooo e3*) and i loved it so much, so i'm really looking forward to playing it so, press any button. let's play the game. playdead's inside. loading. oh! i actually could have clicked it and we would have been sitting through the loading as i talked. ( nice going jack) but again, better to not miss anything. and i hope that i can see this because it's very bright in my room.

and the screen is very dark there's always, always a problem. they're saying the game looks really good too. what's going on? oh! oh yeah! see, it's a lot like limbo. we're just straight in. that's it! welcome to the game everybody! (*thanks*) nice!

okay, this is what i loved, you just hear the trees. you just hear nature. that's it! you don't need anything else. okay, what-what're my buttons? i can literally just jump. that's it. that's all there is. that's all you need, baby. so now we have to try and like, piece together why this kid is in the woods in the middle of nowhere.

maybe he's in the middle of somewhere. okay, civilization. [truck engine starts] oh! oh!! oh!!! (*me too jack*) was that a bunch of kids in the back of the truck? is he kidnapping kids? what the fuck is this? uh! that's creepy i'm getting very like - - -

concentration camp vibes from this game. i don't know why actually. but, there's a bunch of like, people in the back of the truck! and they just took them all away. you didn't hear anything! you didn't hear anything! oh god! that's creepy. do you have masks on? uh-oh can i go?

i'm gone! i'm gone! i'm gone! see you later! fuck you guys! fuck you guys! awesome, look at that art style! that is mwah! that is good, i like it a lot. let's indiana jones this shit and get in the fridge. can i grab the fridge? ya !!! uh! uggh! move it! yes! what is going on?

isn't it very like concentration camp vibes, like they're taking them all away to an internment camp or a prison camp somewhere. oh! the-the depth is so good. the main reason i like these games is 'cause of the lighting. well, i like a lot of games because of the lighting but, ohh! careful, don't fall and break ankles. i-i do not- oh god, we have to get the thing. i do not feel good for this boy! i do not think we're gonna meet a nice end.

something tells something bad is gonna happen. well i'll probably meet several bad ends in the game because i ended up fucking up all the puzzles. haha! i wonder are the-the deaths as violent in this as they were in limbo? like getting stuck with spikes, getting giant spiders to kill you. probably no giant spiders in this one though? (hmm) i really like that, how the water- eh the light is just shining from over there. you don't see me! you don't see, i'm hidden! look! [dogs barking]

oh fuck! oh fuck! go! go little boy! go! (borf borf says doge) uh-oh! uh-oh! uh-oh! what do i do? agh!!! oh thank god! oh thank god! that legit like fucking scared the shit out of me. i thought i did something wrong and then the dog was chasing me. crap! ok, that's the type of game it's gonna be

my little uh, uh, billy. hehe clever names, right? it's so eerie. is that more trucks i hear? getting close! gonna drive along the road now! yep! uh-oh! you don't see me!

keep running! keep running little boy! faster would be nice! oh hide! hide! hide! hide! hide! oh ~~~, yes! ah-hah! ok! so i have some of my like instincts from limbo to go cause it's like. oh! you just keep running forward and then they see you but you have to run back. oh, yeah! i love this shit. i used to love when i was younger, well, not- younger than now but not like young-young-young.

when i- like a few years ago, i used to love being out in the woods at night time. and you just hear all the nature going on all around you. you hear the bugs, you hear the-the animals, lots of different shit. uh-oh! oh that's so cool looking-, oh fucknuggets! oh shit! run dude! oh, fuck. oh, fuck. oh, fuck! okay, he didn't kill me. i thought he was going to drown me. okay, jump over the thing this time. don't trip and fall so i have to get caught by those guys. run, run.

hup. yes! made it. maybe he'll trip and fall. ah, shi- ah fuck! motherfucker shot me! oh, you can hear, like, his breath escaping him. oh, i don't like that. okay, so i have to jump. do have to hide behind the caravan? maybe, let's go! i like how i have no face either. those guys don't either, but they havemasks on. so i just like hide here?

what about the dude behind? go, go, go, go, go, go, go! go, go, go! ah, fuck. fuck it! ok, so there's a combination: you have to hide long enough for the truck to go by and and then you run. got it, got it, i know how to do it now. oh, they're wearing like cry masks. *chuckles* the animations are so good. run little boy, run! nowhide... and run run run! you don't see me! no! didn't you have a gun before?

run little boy!!! oh shit, oh sh- don't follow me! don't fucking shoot at me! i'm just a little boy uh oh (x3) oh fuck! oh shit! aah haha! oh my god, that was terrifying! it was super fucking cool though. oh god. oh god, that is nice looking! ooh i'm in love with this game a lot already!

look at the water effect, the rain, thelighting. so fucking awesome! underneath the water. underneath the water~ underneath the water, haha. am i safe? oh thank god. don't- don't turn your light at me! this would be terrifying in real life. this art style is phenomenal, i love it so much.

i actually- i remember when i played limbo- are those pigs? i remember when i played limbo ages ago i didn't have a youtube channel when i played it the first time i-i redid the series on youtube though. i remember when i played the first time i actually wrote a review of it, just for myself just in my own time there's something really cozy about this, like the rain and everything. oh! i love it. go frodo! go through the swamps.

oh, cornfields! these are like a horror movie trope. ohhh! (he's having a good time!) come on! *looking at the camera with expections* you have to admit, it's pretty fucking cool looking! (oh yes it is) i'm getting very like movie vibes from it and i used to love being out in the rain in the forest and you'd hear like my fucking eyelashes are sticking together

that's one of the problems of having giant eyelashes (some would kill to have eyelashes like that) what's that sound? i used to love being out in the forest a- in- during the rain and you'd hear the pitter patter of the rain on the leaves but you'd be dry underneath all the leaves so it was like out in the rain but you weren't at the same time i saw- what's on the ground next to me? are those like little chicks?

ahw~ they're cute~ that's what's making the noise this is awesome sorry, i go on and on about visuals so much but the- it's just really striking! these types of visuals stick in my head so much more than something that just looks incredibly realistic 'cause this is super stylised aw there's so many little chicks.

there are a lot of dead pigs though... that can't be good. did foot and mouth strike again? remember when foot and mouth was a big thing? remember when we used to have to wash or walk like through the foot bath things? aw~ the little chicks have nowhere to go and they're following me you used to walk through the foot bath things to get to events because foot and mouth disease was like a big thing while ago oh, nice parkour roll! what does that do?

sweet f all can i let the chicks in? i feel bad that they're all out in the rain. i wanna save them! i love the little chicks! *wild chirping behind a wall* here you go! there you go! yeah! yeah!!

chi-yaay~ hihihi hi! ahw they're so cute! we used to have chicks back home we used to have little baby ehh- oh am i like letting out food? we used to have little baby ducks as well. now pull this pull it again

here we go- oh, once more will do it *starting engine noises by vocalist jack* *dancing time* dance to it chicks! ~hapata hapata!~ aw i like the way he jumps over the chicks what am i doing? *shock* don't you fucking tell me that i have to suck the chicks up into this!

..and kill them oh, that better not be what you're telling me! oh god no don't make me do it oh i fired one of them oh i'm saving them oh thank god (same)

uh i thought i was killing them.i thought i was like blending them up. okay i have to go all the way down here, and you guys are slower than me so i'll have to run back. come on lttle chicks! come on! ahw so cute! can i pet them? pet them! no? okay. go go go! go!!

sorry chicks! sorry, it's gonna be a rough ride but hold on! hold on to your little feathers! oh god did i just use the chicks to knock down a bale of hay? i just gattling gunned a bunch of chicks- uh now they have to stay here i'm sorry dudes, momma's gotta go. but you got a hay bale to sleep next to! and it's dryer in here than outside so please be safe *sniff* goodbye my chicks!*crying* mommy's gotta go..

it's actually kinda sad. i mean they're gonna be better off than i am, i'm out in the fucking rain again, i'm gonna be killed by dudes with fucking guns. thought this was a pile of babies. huuh! ahw gawd! eerrgh! imagine if you'd have to do that in assassin's creed? leap of faith into a bunch of pigs. here we go!don't let the thing crush you. i don't actually think it could crush me. this is weird tho!

cause you can grab stuff from the side now! in limbo you could only grab it from one side or the other. you could only do that but like here you can grab it from here as well but you're kind of at the side of everything. instead of being- like 'now i'm behind it' but when you go over here and now you're beside it and you climb up the side. so it's like a weird 3d thing going on it's not 100% 2d, i mean it basically is, but you know what i mean! (it's 2.5d, we get you.) ooh! it's morning time! morning's here the morning's here~~~

well, almost.ahw gawd, i'm runnin' through pig shit. can i climb this fence? ahh! i always get these vibes i remember when i used to drive home from college back to the cabin in the woods- is that jesus on his cross up on the hill? - when i used to drive back from college, i'd go by like all these different like little farms and forests and trees and fields and it was like all this stuff and whenever i see nature i always have this memory of something in my head i get really nostalgic about something an i never know what it is!

i always think back to like lord of the rings lately, if i see like huge clouds or storms or something, i think of the witcher 3. now when i think about rain, i'm probably gonna look back on this game. pig: *squeals*jack: oh god- oh fuck! ah! ah! ah! no! no! oh, god. can i actually jump over you? yes! go little dude! yeah- fuck! thanks?

you dead? oh, fuck, no you're not. oh shit! i'm gonna keep jumping over him. can i- can i use you to get up here? fuck! no no no no no no- ah, fucking piggy! ahh! aww. are you okay? can i use you to climb up? no. oh! oh!

oh, it was a leech! i thought it was a fucking- i thought it was his tail. you're okay now piggy- oh god, i have to use him. so it is like limbo! limbo used to have those leeches that fell from the sky and made you crazy. i did not notice the dude back there. do you have a leech in you as well? oh, there's bunches of people. what does this thing do?

oh! *dumbfounded* whaaat? i'm controlling the people! oh, this is weeeiiiird! oh god! that's so creepy! ohh, they're marching to my beat! what the fuck? am i gonnaend up killing them all?

are they all gonna get crushed? please don't get crushed 'cause of me. oh god, oh god! ok, they're ok. they're fine. but what's wrong with you guys? why are you like that? okay, i'm getting definiteconcentration camp vibes from this game ah god, that looks painful. there's a very like, um, like everyone's following something, like everyone's being a puppet to something else.

the minimalistic sound design is perfect. ah, it's daytime. yay! it's quite nice, actually. really, like, beautiful scenery what's that in the distance though? hello? oh there's more of them. is that why everyone in the van was just like standing still? that's cool, but it's so fucking creepy! this is like a horror game, almost.

i really like it though. don't think i'm supposed to do that, i think i'm supposed to lower it. here we go. cloonk! now climb the chain. yo, this game is off the chain! actually, it's on the chain right now. this is cool though, right? (sure is, jack!) oooh, spooky. oh, god! thank you. *quietly* fuck...

i hear more chicks! more chicken babies! please! yayyy! chicken babies! chickie- ohhhhh! maybe not. i'm sad. i thought they were just little chicks, but they were chirps. god, that was my footsteps. thought i heard something chasing me the birds are back though, maybe they play a part in something i think one of the reasons i love thesegames as well is cuz

there's a big sense of like there's something way bigger than the little boy going on. like, there's obviously something major going on in this game already, and in limbo, it was like all the creatures were way bigger than you. [crane sounds] do i have to find the balance in this? hmm, maybe not. thought i had to find the balance in like raising it up. ohhhkay? huurrgghh!

fuck! maybe i do. can i make that? see what i mean? you don't put it all the way up, you put it a little bit up. hwaaaaah! dammit! that's too low though. maybe i'm not even supposed to do this. huh!

yeah, anything low enough to be able to grab is too low. i'm not gonna be able to go then. let's jump off the edge and kill ourselves. no guts, no glory! (annnnnnd dead!) yep, smashed my face on the side of a train track. oh, that looks so painful. and just a little *death grunt* where am i now? ok.

ohhhhhhhhh! (now he gets it.) that's fucking clever! that's very clever. not like me. right, let's do this this time. hwuh! ju- come on, you fuck! you should have made that! i'm trying it again. he should have made that. you all saw it!

you all saw what he should-a do. haaah! yes! there you go, little boy! ok, that-that was good. oh. look out, birds! this safe is not so safe! we'll break a hole in the ground. ohhhhh! i know how work!

if i had stayed on it, i would have died. see, playing limbo before this pays off. it's been a while since i played limbo though. sorry for all the comparisons, but it's incredibly like limbo. i like the setup of this one a lot morethough. there's a lot more intrigue and mystery going on already. safe! let's batman this shit. okay. wait, is there anything over here that i need?

[lever triggers door-opening sound] ohhh-kay? can i jump into this thing again? oh, there's a guy here. oh, they go opposite each other! oh, there are switches.there's switches to stand on you can see the stuff to the top rightthere. kay, how do i do this? fuck.

i don't know how do oh, i know how do, i know how do. you do this and then close back down the door. 'cos now his walk cycle isn't going tobe the same if i push them against the door. and then bring both back in. see what i mean? i did it! i am smart in brain-hole! what was back here though? is that someone walking?

what was under this? hello. (and he broke it.) what did i just do? what was that? i have no idea. man, i'm hungry. oh, i would love a subway sandwich right now. that'd be really- sorry, i'm playing outsomething in my head. *laughs at himself* (maybe he was thinking about arin's rant against subway) aw, this game is full of intrigue.

i really like it. i'm really loving it! (me too!) i'm also weirded out by it at the sametime. (yeah, me too.) so did the guys who are chasing me have no faces either? or they do and they have masks on to make it look like they have no face? 'cos my character has no face. that's something i'd love answered. whoooaaaa! these devs really know how to set up like scenery.

and the cameras and the lighting and everything. it's impressive. okay, get ready to jump. its people marching! oh, there's a huge like nazi vibe going on and i don't like it. oh, just like marching perfectly. don't slip and fall and die. that would suck. ohhhh god, i knew it, i knew it, i knew it. i should have been prepared. fuck! jump!

phew! i'm in the building anyway. that's all i wanted to do. [listening to footsteps] it's such a creepy sound, just listen toit. aw man! so do they all have like leecheson them then? they're not moving like humanly. they're moving like zombies. and they're all perfectly in unison.

hrrrr! eagh! here we go. hrrrr! ahhh-ha! nobody notice me, please! oh god, oh god, oh god- okay, i'm safe. so. from what i'm gathering so far is that they're like rounding up people, turning them into puppets to do whatever the hell they want. but i'm like an out-lyer. or maybe they turn them into them when they catch them. maybe that's why he caught me and didn't kill me at first.

and then the other guy just shot me 'cos he was like, "eh, better dead than escaping, so..." and everyone's faceless. maybe it's supposed to be like uh, some sort of satire against human nature these days. everyone's faceless, everyone's a puppet, everyone's just marching along to corporation's beats, kind of thing can i move this ladder? yeah, boy! little boy, you are lucky that that was long enough for that oh god, this got even creepier!

ah fuck! holy shit! i didn't think he could see me. fuck me! scared the shit outta me. ok, so are you like a collector robot dude? oh man, it's like war of the worlds now! okay, don't go yet. and that dude reacts when he's in the light. you see he get- like perks up when the light hits him.

go go go go go! go go go! oh god, oh god, oh god, oh- fuck! oh this is bad!! oh god, what do i do when i get over there? we have to lift up a thing. not enough time! how? do i have to go over and do it before i pull the switch? maybe.

those are creepy! i imagine those are like things that you just sent out into the field and they- the drive around, then if they see people who are acting out of place, they just stick them with the thing. all the dudes in the ground were full of them. yeah, lift it before we go anywhere. and then we have to turn on the power to get the elevator going, and then that's why the robots come on. okay! awesome! if you've ever seen the- the movie- *sigh*

i always do this, i always compare stuff to everything else. you ever seen the movie, '9'? like, a very tim burton- is it made by tim burton? i don't think it is. it's very tim burton-esque type movie though with, like elijah woods in it, and a big giant robot tries to chase them in that as well. ok, we're safe! it's so creepy! imagine if the world was like that. like, you couldnt go outside because it was just giant robots coming to kill you at all times feels like there might be a secret left.

[pulsing music starts] *singing along to the music* go away, ya shite bird! oh god! oh shit! get up! get- fuck! uh-oh! oh, do i have to march with them?! ohhhhh fuck! oh weird!

ohh, so if i act out of place, are you gonna get me? i'm way out of place! you can already tell i'm out of place. oh, don't kill me. don't kill me please! so they go like nine steps. *quietly counts the steps* yeah, nine steps. ok. oh god, now i have to jump. yeah, see the people in the background have masks on that have faces.

six, seven, eight, nine. oh, i was way off, but thank you! nailed it! oh, that is so creepy! why are they just like staring at us? oh fuck... ah, crap. now i have to turn around. i'm doing it. fuck you, robot dude!

oh, perfect! nailed it! ooohhh, scary! oh, god, please just let me escape. fuuck!! i saw the others do it and i was like "oh yeah, turn around." i wasn't supposed to. oh, got it. i'm perfectly in sync now. yeah! nailed it!

this is what training for the backstreet boys looks like oh, i'm outside it, i'm outside it. you can't get me, i'm outside it. because this reminds me of like doing a goose step like the nazis war march you can't catch me, i'm doing it. ohhh, i fucking nailed that one! i'm safe, i'm safe, i'm safe, you can do it to me now. *quietly counting the steps* the dogs are gonna get me. ohhhh!

no! no! fuck, fuck ,fuck! be careful, be careful. oh fuck! what the fuck-balls?! oh god, that's nasty! oh jeez, was i supposed to just run? probably. 'kay, get ready to move. okay, when do we move?

i-i'm adjusting the audio cause it was a bit loud. oh god, when do i run? when do i run? when do i run? go, go, go, go, go! fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, just go! just go! just go! aahhhhh! *sighs in relief* oh, fuck me. that was insane! oh shit! oh shit!

fido's still here! fido's still here! fuck! ahhhhh, nut-bags oh, no! he just a little boy! 'kay, just keep fuckin' running then. oh wait, can i make the dog like jump back down in here? there we go, there we go, there we go. now i have enough time, now i have enough time! go! go!

whuuuh! can i make this dude like crush the dog? okay- okay, no! that's too close! that's too close! keep going! i like how the boy has to make the gestures as well. where am !? because limbo, the last few levels of limbo- spoiler alert but it's-it's been ages well it's not really a spoiler. the last few levels of limbo were kind of industrial based.

a lot of stuff that was going on and you ended up in like industry looking areas. oh-kay. how the fuck do i do that now? i can't get to the thing anymore! wha-? hmm. let me see. ah, keep pulling it! that's the absolute maximum i can get to. ahhh, now i get it. now i get it.

oh god, no no no no no no no no no no no. get out of the thing. there you go. i have to come back and climb that thing. ha ha, clever! such simple little puzzles but they're so good! there we go! nice! it's so peaceful out here. and everything wants to kill me all the time. the dog is still back there as well.

all the way across. all the way- my dude is like moonwalking! *laughs* *sings some michael jackson music* wait, what happens if- when you hit that? nothing. okay. ohhh, wait, i get it. noo! make the dude jump up here. make him jump up here and get up.

make my little dude jump out. did it! i like that *imitates background noise* kind of thing that's going on. ahhh, now i get it! i th- well, i think so. i think i have to push it and let it roll. aannnd liiiike so! i thought that's what i had to do. oh wait! there's another thing up here!

ohhh, this is some inception shit going on right now! what the fu- i'm still confused though! ow! broke my ankles. pull you across. maybe if i jump down now, two dudes'll jump down. yes, okay. i still don't get it. i don't get where the boy goes after this. ohhhh, i do get it! the boy doesn't go anywhere.

this dude jump into this and opens up the gate, and then the boy- or i come down with the second guy. come on! turn around and jump. oh wait, no. i have to lead him over this. it's such simple puzzles, but like you have to like reason them out with yourself. 'kay, you can make it from here, right? yes. so, hwuh! then jump out and this guy goes- ahhh fuck!

no, he doesn't! shit! i had it and everything- ah fuck! come on, man! i knew what- i know what i'm supposed to do now but i've messed it up. and, jump out but i jump back in again now i can go! where do i go? oh, i just keep pulling this? ohhh!

okay, i mean, still did it. be careful. don't make too many sounds. that's good, right? and then drop. ahhh, balls! *laughs at stupid death* please just start me there! juststart me there and i'll be good. yesss! thank you. 'kay, i supposed to stay here then. not the entire way across it.

and drop drop drop drop! yessss! fucking nailed it! good on ya, little boy! that was intense! wait, how do i get up? or do i get up? maybe i don't. okay! well, i'm gonna leave this episode of this game here. i actually- when i started this off, i didn't think like "oh i'll do a full let's play on it" because

i just wanted to play the game and i want to show it off for a video, but i probably will. i'll probably do the entire game because it's just so cool and i love it so much, already and i can't wait to see like what the hell is going on in the game. i-i want to- i want to know what this big secret is. and i hope it's nothing too ambiguous at the end of it, like when you finish it, you're just kind of left to figure it out for yourself. because limbo kind of did that. it ended and you were like, "...what?" kind of thing, so hopefully it's not too obscure, because then i might not get it, butanyway...

thank you guys so much for watching this episode! if you liked it, punch that like button in the face! like a boss! and high fives all around! *wa-pish!* *wa-pish!* but thank you guys (and girls) and i will see all you dudes... in the next video!!! i hope you don't drown, little boy. i hope you have enough energy to just stay there forever.

don't drown like jack dawson. jack dawes. dawson? dawes? who cares.

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